Saturday, March 31, 2018

Fake THIS IS ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO Playlist: Virtual Ticket Stub Gallery



As we've noted before, This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl is simply too large a concept  to be neatly contained within a mere three-hour weekly time slot. Hence these occasional fake TIRnRR playlists, detailing shows we're never really going to do...but could.

Today's fake playlist revisits a theme we've actually done on the real TIRnRR: The Virtual Ticket Stub Gallery, a collection of tracks by artists Dana or I had seen in live performance. This fake list only includes acts I've seen live; Dana can write his own blog. Furthermore, each selection is a song I heard played live by the act listed. So dim the lights, take your seats, or dance in the aisles as your whim dictates; it's showtime!

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl--y'know, the real one--plays Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse on The Spark WSPJ-LP 103.3 and 93.7, and on the web at http://sparksyracuse.org/

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Our new compilation CD This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio, Volume 4 is now available from Kool Kat Musik! 29 tracks of irresistible rockin' pop, starring Pop Co-OpRay PaulCirce Link & Christian NesmithVegas With Randolph Featuring Lannie FlowersThe SlapbacksP. HuxIrene PeñaMichael Oliver & the Sacred Band Featuring Dave MerrittThe RubinoosStepford KnivesThe Grip WeedsPopdudesRonnie DarkThe FlashcubesChris von SneidernThe Bottle Kids1.4.5.The SmithereensPaul Collins' BeatThe Hit SquadThe RulersThe Legal MattersMaura & the Bright LightsLisa Mychols, and Mr. Encrypto & the Cyphers. You gotta have it, so order it here.

Fake TIRnRR Playlist: VIRTUAL TICKET STUB GALLERY

THE RAMONES: Do You Remember Rock 'n' Roll Radio?
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THE SMITHEREENS: Yesterday Girl
EARTH, WIND & FIRE: Sing A Song
GENE PITNEY: Twenty Four Hours From Tulsa
COCKEYED GHOST: I Hate Rock And Roll
THE POSIES: Golden Blunders
RAY CHARLES: What'd I Say
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PAUL McCARTNEY: New
THE BEACH BOYS: God Only Knows
THE ANIMALS: It's My Life
RAY PAUL: Pretty Flamingo
JOAN JETT & THE BLACKHEARTS: Cherry Bomb
PRINCE: When Doves Cry
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DAVID BOWIE: Life On Mars?
THE RECORDS: Starry Eyes
THE GRIP WEEDS: Rainbow Quartz
THE FAST: Kids Just Wanna Dance '77
BO DIDDLEY: Who Do You Love
THE EVERLY BROTHERS: Gone, Gone, Gone
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THE FLASHCUBES: Do Anything You Wanna Do
THE dB'S: Amplifier
JOHNNY THUNDERS: Short Lives
AL WILSON: Show And Tell
THE KINKS: Juke Box Music
THE TREMBLERS: You Can't Do That
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TALKING HEADS: Once In A Lifetime
THE CLASH: We Are The Clash
THE ROMANTICS: When I Look In Your Eyes
THE SEARCHERS: Hearts In Her Eyes
THE POPTARTS: I Won't Let You Let Me Go
JOE JACKSON: One More Time
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JOHN HIATT: Slow Turning
THE PRETENDERS: Mystery Achievement
LIVING COLOUR: Glamour Boys
999: Let's Face It
LYRES: Love Me Till The Sun Shines
THE FLESHTONES: American Beat '84
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THE RAMONES: Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
DAVID JOHANSEN: Frenchette
THE FOUR TOPS: Reach Out (I'll Be There)
BEAUTY SCENE OUTLAWS: Carl Cafarelli
THE REPLACEMENTS: Alex Chilton
THE RUNAWAYS: Wasted
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ELVIS COSTELLO & THE ATTRACTIONS: You Belong To Me
KISS: Detroit Rock City
IGGY POP: Five Foot One
THE JOE PERRY PROJECT: Let The Music Do The Talking
THE LORDS OF THE NEW CHURCH: Holy War
ARTFUL DODGER: It's Over
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SHEILA E: The Glamorous Life
THE ROLLING STONES: Mixed Emotions
TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS: American Girl
THE REDUCERS: Let's Go
THE STRAY CATS: Gina
THE MONKEES: What Am I Doing Hangin' 'Round?
THE VENTURES: Hawaii Five-O

Friday, March 30, 2018

THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE: "Girls In Their Summer Clothes"

An infinite number of rockin' pop records can be the greatest record ever made, as long as they take turns. Today, this is THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE!



BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: "Girls In Their Summer Clothes"

Only Nixon could go to China. So maybe I'm the only one who can say that Bruce Springsteen's "Girls In Their Summer Clothes" is The Greatest Record Ever Made.

I've never really been all that much of a Springsteen fan. It's not that I dislike the Boss--I do like him, and I don't mean that as faint praise at all--but I don't have the same level of affection for his work that many of my friends and peers might eagerly proclaim. I can't explain why I don't. The only time I ever disliked Springsteen was when I first heard him, when WOLF-AM in Syracuse started playing "Born To Run;" I thought it must have been a joke, and I dismissed it as a bad copy of Steppenwolf's "Born To Be Wild."

Yeah, yeah--I know. I like it better now, thanks.



I started to develop an appreciation for Springsteen when I was in college. Frank Motta, my roommate for the fall of my sophomore year in 1978, tried to interest me in some sounds beyond the silly punk and pop stuff that was (and is) the soundtrack of my life. We both dug The Who; I favored the earlier power pop sound showcased on Meaty Beaty Big & Bouncy, so Frank played me Who's Next and some live bootlegs. I returned the favor with The Yardbirds and The Animals. He vowed to get me into The Grateful Dead, but that was a lost cause. Her also vowed to make me a Springsteen fan, and he had a little more success with that goal. "Rosalita" was a favorite, and I was taken with "Candy's Room," an LP track from the then-recent Darkness On The Edge Of Town. Senior year, a couple of roommates later, The River was viewed with some suspicion in our quarters, and I despised "Hungry Heart;" I disliked it even more when I learned (much later) that the Boss had written it with The Ramones in mind. Really, Bruce? Really? "Rockaway Beach" it was not.



That said, I was knocked out by The River's opening track, "The Ties That Bind"--man, that was good. My roommate Paul dismissed both "The Ties That Bind" and "Out In The Street" as Springsteen's failed attempts to be New Wave Brucie, but I liked 'em just fine. I didn't really discover The River's "Two Hearts" until years later, and I wound up liking that, too. And my immediate affinity for the ethereal, haunting nature of "Fade Away" was my first clue that I would ultimately develop a general preference for Springsteen's softer side.

In a brief bid to be like everybody else, I willingly went along with the public's mid-'80s embrace of Born In The U.S.A., though I no longer care to listen to it. "My Hometown" would be the only exception, another indication that I was starting to favor slower Springsteen material (an odd situation for an unrepentant punk 'n' power popper like me). "Brilliant Disguise" from 1987's Tunnel Of Love became my all-time favorite Springsteen track. Overall, my interest in Springsteen ebbed. When a Springsteen song comes on the radio, I will usually change the station.




So, for me, "Girls In Their Summer Clothes" just about came out of nowhere. Radio Nowhere.

My friend Dave Murray is a Springsteen fan. Like Frank Motta decades before him, Dave has tried to interest me in Springsteen's music, and I readily admit I've liked some of what he's played for me. "Radio Nowhere" was the lead-off single from the 2007 album Magic, and it was a very nice track indeed. Dave lent me his copy of Magic to see if it might contain more of whatever the hell it is that I like.



I think I read somewhere that Bruce Springsteen was heavily influenced by Brian Wilson--specifically, by The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds--while he was making Magic. If that's not true, it should be. Its first two tracks, "Radio Nowhere" and "You'll Be Coming Down," capture that elusive wispy quality of goals just beyond our reach, happiness that escapes our grasp. The result is mesmerizing. It doesn't sound anything at all like The Beach Boys. Yet it's difficult to conceive of it existing in a world where Pet Sounds didn't exist first.

None of this prepared me for "Girls In Their Summer Clothes."

As pop fans--dedicated, dyed-in-the-wool pop fans--there are moments we live for, moments when our grandest ideas and ideals of the universe align within the concise running time of a new song we're hearing for the very first time. These are the all-too-rare moments when an unfamiliar track annexes us as its own. Body. Mind. Heart. Soul. Sometimes the feet as well, if it happens to be a dance number. The Greatest Record Ever Made. We mean it, wholeheartedly, each time we say it. It doesn't matter that another record may come along immediately to dethrone it; in the moment, it is the greatest record, the only record. The purity and majesty of the experience is incomparable.

That was the feeling that engulfed me the first time I heard "Girls In Their Summer Clothes," the same feeling that still claims me every time I hear it again. And the girls in their summer clothes/In the cool of the evening light/The girls in their summer clothes pass me by. It is a flawless, gorgeous ache, a mournful ode to that which has slipped away, that which continues to pass us by. It is, like much of Springsteen's best work, almost a drugstore-rack paperback novel brought to life as a pop song. It means more than it says. It implies more than it reveals. It's a page-turner set to music. It might be Steinbeck. It might be Spillane, or Harold Robbins, or F. Scott Fitzgerald, a Harlequin Romance or a Gold Medal pulp noir potboiler. And the girls in their summer clothes pass me by.



A few years later, when my Dad was in the last few weeks of his life, the song came unbidden into my mind. It was late March and early April of 2012, still early in the year, so the girls were not in their summer clothes. But I passed them by every day as I drove up to the VA to visit Dad in hospice, to bring him a strawberry milkshake, to make sure he was comfortable. The song's overwhelming melancholy suited my mood, my feeling of helplessness. I would stumble out of the hospital on my way to the parking garage, my eyes wet, my shoulders slumped, the weight of everything pressing down upon me with the force of all the lead in the known world. I drove away each night, passing the girls, letting go of my youth, feeling my own life passing me by. Yet the song was a comfort, a balm for my soul. Lovers they walk by/Holdin' hands two by two. Dad slipped away, as everything we have must slip away in time. Love's a fool's dance/I ain't got much sense but I still have my feet.

I respect Springsteen. Sometimes I even like him, and sometimes I like him a lot. I've never seen him and/or The E Street Band live, and I'm told (by many) that's a necessary component of appreciating his work and his presumably irresistible appeal. Maybe so. For today, though, I enjoy the unlikely dichotomy of this very casual Springsteen fan celebrating a Springsteen track as The Greatest Record Ever Made. Only Nixon could go to China. Perhaps the Chinese girls are wearing their summer clothes, too. We'll smile as they pass us by. The music will make it all right.



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Thursday, March 29, 2018

Captain Marvel (M.F. Enterprises) # 1



I'm not sure whether or not it would be fair to call M.F. Enterprises' 1966 series Captain Marvel the worst superhero comic books of all time. But man, they were terrible. I'm also not sure if they're terrible in a fun way, or just terribly, terribly terrible. I mean, a superhero whose schtick is that he can split off parts of his body? Atlas cringed.

But in the superhero hysteria prompted by the success of the Batman TV series, established comics publishers and fly-by-night outfits alike needed four-color superdoers on the stands ASAP.  Some were good. Some were M.F.'s Captain Marvel.

Still, ya gotta give Myron Fass credit for gumption and ingenuity, if not creativity. "Captain Marvel" was a recognizable and marketable superhero name, unused since 1954, when Fawcett Comics' original Cap--the best-selling superhero of the Golden Age of Comics--succumbed to declining sales and legal threats from DC Comics (who maintained Cap was a copyright-infringing imitation of Superman). In the '60s, Marvel Comics had succeeded in re-branding the name "Marvel" as something new and exciting in comics. A huckster like Fass could see the opportunity, and he couldn't see anything that should stop him from publishing a *cough* original character named Captain Marvel.

Our man from Splitsville was created by Carl Burgos, whose earlier creation of The Human Torch for Marvel Comics # 1 in 1939 was a much more impressive resumé item than this. M.F.'s Captain Marvel ran four issues, plus two issues of Captain Marvel Presents The Terrible Five. "Terrible?" Takes one to know one...or five. When this Captain Marvel split for good, Marvel Comics took the cue to create its own unrelated Captain Marvel. When DC licensed and eventually purchased the original Captain Marvel, the character who originated the name had to appear in a book called Shazam! instead of Captain Marvel Adventures; Marvel had trademarked the name "Captain Marvel." But that's a rant for another day.

I'd like to say this is a treat, but who exactly would I be kidding? This is likely an orphaned property, but we'll presume it's copyright the respective owner, and presented here as fair use. SPLIT! It's M.F. Enterprises' Captain Marvel # 1.

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